So there I was minding my own business…
Well actually I was looking after some Netherwing business; something to do with clearing out pesky beasties from a mine and collecting discarded mining carts or something. Eh who really cares as long as they up my reputation right?
When BOOM, I looked down and almost fell over… I couldn’t see my pants! Now just to clarify, I couldn’t see see my legs or other more um delicate appendages either. After thinking for a while about whether or not I could sit down (considering my butt had mysteriously vanished as well) I decided to set out to find my pants. I mean what is a man without his pants? No man at all is what!
Just so you all have an idea of the horror I felt upon seeing my pantlessedness, well… here it its (warning: viewer discretion is advised):
How would that make you feel, to discover that your pants were gone. I mean come on, who steals a man’s pants?
Then it hit me.
Gorosh had struck again! That sneaky orc had ventured out from his run down hovel in the twilight highlands to steal my pants! Boy was I mad. I dug up my old picture of him to start billboarding in the hope that someone could help me find my pants! On a side note, how does he do it? I mean I was wearing a belt and everything!
So far, no luck. I am still wandering around without my pants. Even @Magmaw laughed at me the other night 😦
If you know where to find my pants, or hell even have a spare pair I could borrow for a while, please let me know.
Till next time,
The man with no pants, V.